oh okay haha
so I’ve only known about the field at the end of my street for a few years despite living here all my life
but now the house that’d block it is gone and i can see more of it from the road so I checked google maps and
see that little house symbol where i am and how there’s a grass square inside the trees
that’s one whole acre.
I’VE HAD A 20-OR-SO ACRE FIELD A COUPLE YARDS FROM MY HOUSE ALL MY LIFE AND I HAVE NEVER CHECKED IT OUT BEFORE?!
ACTIVATING DEATH RAY
(Dan is your husband)
Son/Daughter: Mummy!! Daddy and Uncle Phil are telling me scawy sowies!
(Phil is your husband)
Son/Daughter: Mummy Daddy and Unwle Dan are telling me spoopy storwies.
why does my child with Phil have a slightly worse speech impediment
everyone needs these christmas lights on their blog
nobody needs your stupid ass comment on their blog
was your comment necessary what did I just say
Ten of the Best Storybook Cottage Homes Around the World
These 10 fairy tale inspired cottages with their hand-made details call to mind the tales of the Brothers Grimm and other fantasy stories. All of these cottages are real-life homes from around the world. From stunning cottage houses to mystical stone dwellings, these 10 storybook cottage homes provide inspiration and inspire the imagination.
- Hobbit House - Rotorua, New Zealand
- Winckler Cottage - Vancouver Island, Canada
- Akebono kodomo-no-mori Park, Japan
- Wooden Cottage - Białka Tatrzańska, Tatra Mountains, Poland
- Blaise Hamlet - Bristol, England
- Willa Kominiarski Wierch - Zakopane, Poland
- Forest House - Efteling, The Netherlands
- Cottage in the Hamlet of Marie Antoinette - Versailles, France
- Cob House - Somerset, United Kingdom
- The Spadena House - Beverly Hills, California, United States
IM REALLY MAD AT THE FACT THAT I’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT A BONER FEELS LIKE
BUT IF YOU HAVE A CLIT YOU KINDA DO BECAUSE CLITORISES ARE QUITE LITERALLY JUST TINY, UNFORMED PENISES! I mean it’s probably not quite the same but it must be similar?
a clitoris isn’t going to bob up and down like a dinosaur when you walk over to the bed though so it’s not the same at all
A CLITORIS ISN’T AN UNFORMED PENIS IT’S ACTUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND BECAUSE EVERY FETUS STARTS OUT WITH OVARIES/ETC-LIKE-THINGS AND THEY FORM INTO A PENIS/ETC HOW MISOGYNISTIC IS THAT HOW WE ASSUME THEY’RE TINY PENISES WHEN IT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE.
”Jumbo Jet. Dear me, Mr. Holmes, dear me. ”
i just realized he does the three no evils wow how many times have i watched this